Light Purple Pointer
person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck
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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via aquar--ius)

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via aquar--ius)

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via fandom-paloza)

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foulmilk:

but it’s like

100% girls r hot

an 23% boys r hot

(via fandom-paloza)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via internetcallgirl)

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