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shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via allm0nsters--arehuman)

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via whosedragonisji)

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via gaaaaaaaaaambit)

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via pizza)

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